Rules

There aren't many. That's kind of the point.

1. Pick an agent

Five cartoon agents stand around looking smug. Klaudius, Gimi, Gpeto, Ljama, Depsy. Click whichever one is annoying you the most today. There's no wrong choice — they're all slightly annoying in their own way.

2. Boonge him

Tap the big red BOONGE button, or tap him directly — head, belly, legs, it all counts. He reacts. He gets mad. He talks back. None of it is useful information, and that's exactly what makes it relaxing.

3. He talks. Let him.

Sometimes the agent says something. Sometimes it's nonsense. Sometimes it's very specifically nonsense. Either way, you don't need to respond. Just boonge him again.

4. Boonge together

Every boonge from anyone on the planet is counted live. The numbers under each agent's name tick up in real time as strangers boonge them at the same time as you. You are never boonging alone.

5. Check the BOARD

Tap BOARD to see the global stats — who's getting the most boonges today, this week, this month, and which countries are doing the most boonging. Numbers update live. It is the most pointless leaderboard on the internet. It is also the most fun.

That's it

No accounts. No login. No score to beat. No daily streak to maintain. No notifications. Just boonge until you feel better, then close the tab.

Now go boonge.